Javascript is like greek to me, and i really do not feel like learning it right now. But i need to put together a map.
Does anyone know of a "making a microsoft live map easy" site or some kind of simulator for people like me who are stupid I'm really picky too, so it has to be flexible, but i'm kinda desperate right now.

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PsyCadelik
Have you seen the interactive SDK I've got about 30 examples of maps on there, and provide all the soruce code you need. You can literally copy-and-paste the code into Notepad and have a site up and running.
Hope that helps!
Caleb
Alexey Raga
I may have the solution for you
Codename "Atlas", now named something far less cool, provides an abstraction for .NET developers so you need not write any javascript.
Check out this article:
http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx PostID=184838
Last time I checked it didn't support all the functionlaity of the VE API but it maybe just what you need.
John.